King Of The Northern Spiderbait

Hey! Yeah!

Now now now I'll take you there
Yeah I'm really something now everyone's licking my arse
'Coz I've got hot shit in my pants
Play my guitar like a man
Over and over again

Yeah! Come on I want you to stare
Give me attention I need it to keep me alive
Jump off the stage take a dive
I'm just a kid with his toys
Boys will be boys will be boys

Hey! Yeah! Hope I'm not losing my hair
King of the northern my puppies are lining up fast
Licking the sweat off my arse
You know I don't like to dance
'Coz there's hot shit in my pants

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