Blue-rinse sugar, wipe-clean couple
Pinched last supper, counting pretty penny
John Betjeman some dead liar quiet pink picture under heavy manners
This is Tearoom England, they'll kick your face in so politely
This is Tearoom England, they'll kick your face in oh so nicely
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Bite-size china, tea or tartar, lipstick traces, table set to bless
Sweet charity lukewarm whisper still-life platter under heavy manners
This is Tearoom England, they'll kick your face in so politely
This is Tearoom England, they'll kick your face in oh so nicely
(I want more!) No hurry (More!) So sorry
(I want more!) Don't worry (More!) So sorry
(I want more!) No hurry (More!) So sorry
(I want more!) Don't worry (More!) So sorry (I want)
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