(t-shirts, dresses, books, stickers) the bargain beauty
(seven inches, shoes, glitter) she loves the sales
(hairdye, chocolate, toys, pictures) shops for her friends
(make-up, paper, pens, knickers) shops for herself
when in doubt she will just get both
she's a shocking shopaholic
lots of bags, happy all the time
she's a shocking shopaholic
(computer games, notebooks, bags) draws out a plan
(videos, hairclips, sweets, mags) three for a fiver
(guitars, jumpers, CDs, socks) it is so pleasing
(keyrings, jackets, LPs, hats) tension releasing
i've been a happy consumer since 1989
tell me when the sales start
yes i'm always on time
i've got a mind like elastic
but i'm first in line
you know i have to buy, i need consoling